A fast recap and impressions of Game of Thrones s02e01

My waitings paid off: the first episode of the second season was really AWESOME!


My first thoughts were: they changed the story of the books on some places, but it was good though.

And now,recap á la adizz00:

In the first scene, we saw the Hound fighting with some unlucky guy. He fell over the edge, like a bag of flour :)

We can find out, that King Joffrey remained the same turd we met at the 1st season. Sansa saved the day, by making the drunk ser Dontos to the new fool of King's Landing. Uncle Imp came back from his adventures like big-bada Boom, and took his place in the small council as the King's Hand, causing her "dear sister" some headache in the coming episodes. :) Tyrion ascertained that they're f*ckd, because their negotiation with House Stark are hopeless, by letting Arya escape and beheading Ned Stark (poor Sean, why has he to die in almost every movie?)


After King's Landing, we flew over to Winterfell to attend a boring audition. But how it continues, was for me priceless: we got the wolfdreams in the series! Yaaaaaay! I was really happy when I saw this scene! We saw a bit argument between Bran and Osha, but I think, we'll get used to it later. :D

Let's go over the Narrow sea...into the red hell. The khalasar is hopeless, unless they get  some extra lesson from Bear Grylls. From the baby dragons we saw only the black one, which name I know, but doesn't want to spoiler to my friends. :D  The CGI is a masterpiece, both dragons and direwolves.

Get back to the main continent, and far to North, beyond the Wall. We met the old pedobear called Craster, who deserves his nickname. Mormont gives a bit extra lesson for Jon Snow about being the ideal shadow of him.

We reached our new destination, Dragonstone, where master Cressen is currently running a marathon ( an old geezer running? that was a bit funny for me :D ) to stop Melisandre and her witchery. Stannis becomes a slave of the new God of Dragonstone. Cressen's last hope is to start a kamikaze-mission against Melisandre, who surprisingly survives it. And the ruby on her necklace is flickering like badass :D (and Davos was real good character too, sorry for letting him out. )

Heeeeeeere doggy doggy doggy! :D

Camping á la Stark style, conversation between The Young Wolf and The Kingslayer. This part was my favourite part. We saw Grey Wind in this chapter too. It grew a lot, and became the perfect biological weapon. :D  Jaime got scared like hell.

In King's Landing, the funny wh*re and Tyrion are having a good time together , Petyr learnt, that power is power (thank you, captain Obvious, you saved our day! ),and Cersei commands her guards 
like they were just puppets.

The winner of the award "The biggest wh*re in King's Landing" :D

Back to Camp Robb: Brace yourselves, negotiations are coming! Alton Lannister (he will be for me ser Cleos Frey forever...) goes to King's Landing, Theon to Pyke, Cat to Storm's End.

King's Landing, king Joff tries to be funny, but he only gets a b*tchslap as a reward for his joke. He gets angry, and finishes off Robert's every single bastard, except of Gendry, who is going to the Wall with "Arry" and the other kids. ( by the way, Ros became a promotion, and she is leading the brothel of Littlefinger. And she is also copying his style, we saw exactly the same style used by Littlefinger in the 1st season.)



Hope you like this (i hope funny) recap, stay tuned for the next one :)

greetings

an anonym Tully, friend of House Stark
(adizz00)