A fast recap and impressions of Game of Thrones s02e02

New week, new episode.We got a nice easter gift from HBO, called "The Night Lands."

Let's do a quick recap of it, adizz00-style:

On the King's road, heading to the Wall: we have luck to meet the man, who is honored with the name Jaqen H'ghar (was one of my favourites in the books ), introducing himself to Arry. We can find out too, that the other two bullie's vocabulary is unfortunately a bit short :D  Rorge is a cursing pervert, while Biter doesn't "sssssssssay" too much (whoopssssssssss, ssssssssspoiler :D ) Yoren makes a goldcloak crapping himself with his badass reflexes, and gets a brand new sword for his companions. :) The "goldhamsters" were looking for Gendry, because he must be killed too, like Robert's other bastards.

King's landing, (with the famous whistle-theme, which I can whistle now fluently :D)   : Tyrion is a bit surprised, finding her dear Shae with the Spider of the Small Council. Varys tries to suck up to Tyrion, but he reminds him, that he isn't Ned Stark, and he knows about the eunuch's tricks.

Alton Lannister (khm...ser Cleos Frey) arrived with the pact of the Young Wolf. Cersei gets some skill points in paper tearing after a long break: they ignore the pact, sending Alton (Cleos) back to Robb Stark. Looks like Cersei got some lessons from Joffrey about how to be a turd, because she ignores to send more men to the Wall, and sending the bones of Lord Stark back to Winterfell too. At least, uncle Imp is still rational, the only man with that attribute in King's Landing.

Beyond the Wall, Dolorous Edd made me laugh with his joke ( want more of those jokes :) ) We could find out something about Grenn's early life (an epic life... :) ). Ghost scares Gilly while skinning a rabbit, but ser Tarly came and saved the day (he totally fell in love ). Sam introduces Gilly to Jon, and asks him to take her with them while leaving. Jon doesn't want to get shorter with a hand, so he ignores Sam's plan. Gilly is pregnant with a boy, and she behaves mysterious after the question "What's happening with the boys?"

What a nice wolf!

In the red waste across the Narrow Sea, Daenerys Stormborn, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mother of Dragons is slowly getting cooked by the sun along with her khalasar (come on Bear Grylls, HELP THEM OUT!).Rakharo's horse returns with the head of Rakharo, Irri gets a "crying seizure" (it's understandable, she loses her love with the dead of Rakharo). Dany, I can advise you only one thing: It's time to get serious! :)

NEW LOCATION!

Theon is doing his duty with the captain's daughter on the way to Pyke. Here can we found an interesting montage, fading from the ship to the brothel of Littlefinger (no comment, pictures are speaking for themselves :D). Ros is a bit sad about the killing of the baby, but Petyr is good at cheering up.

King's Landing, with it's biggest gambler, Tyrion, who removes Lord Janos Slynt from the City Watch with a jug of wine and some goldcloaks. (well played dwarf, well played...) Tyrion's buddy, Bronn will be the new commander of the City Watch. ( I like Bronn's way of thinking, he is my favourite too. I have a lot of favourites btw :D )

King's road, convoy : we could see an argument between Arry, Hot Pie, Lommy Greenhands (and he HAS actually GREEN HANDS, YAAAAY! o.O  The little surprises, when the book and the series are matching :) ) and Gendry about what is a battle exactly. After discussing this important question, Gendry discovers, that Arry is actually Arya from House Stark, who is being brought back to Winterfell. Gendry begins to act like a gentleman, but Arry shows us a ten point toss :D.

Iron islands, to be punctual, Pyke, our NEW LOCATION! The young lord of the Iron islands is being trolled around by his little sister, Yara (khm...Asha). His father, Balon realised, that his son became a wh*re in the hands of lord Stark (he payed for his jewellery with gold, not with "iron", aka. a sword). More surprises in the coming episodes :D

U Mad, little bro? :D

At Dragonstone, Davos Seaworth, his son, Mattos, and the pirate, Salladhor Saan are having a conversation about the true god. (Mattos is a really religious guy, while Davos and Salladhor don't truly believe in a god.) Salla wants really to have a sexy time with the biggest wh*re of King's Landing, the queen regent.

(from left to the right:) Davos, Salladhor Saan, Mattos

By the way, queen regent: Tyrion and Cersei are having a real tough arguing, but i better leave them finish it... :D

Back to Dragonstone, Melisandre is making a really big IN MEDIAS RES with Stannis (I was surprised: in the book wasn't straight written, that they're having khm.........you know, with each other, there were just clues. Btw, Clarice van Houten has a very good body :D )

At the last scene, Jon finds out what's really happening with the newborn sons of Craster: he brings them out into the woods, and some blue eyed creature takes them away (well-well, what could that creature be...? :D ). At the closing scene, Jon takes a closer look on Pedobear's fresh got axe, examining it's iron content. (I was like WUT THE HELL WAS THAT?! That wasn't in the book!!! , but it was really awesome :D )

Hope you liked it, next week comes a new episode, and a new recap.

Best wishes
A Tully, ally of House Stark

(adizz00)